Okay, you may assume I'm 'anti-men' with this Friday Funny....but that couldn't be further from the truth. Sorry to my man and all men I consider to be friends. I just couldn't help laughing.
MEN ARE LIKE.......
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
3 comments:
I was laughing...until number 12.
:(
Oh I'm so sorry Middo :(
There are plenty of good single men still out there....and I know lots of great single women too :)
hehehe its all good:) I feel I am about to start a HUGE season of 'learning' that I probably need to go through before anything anyway:) So i'm not all that fussed;)
(*hmph handicapped*) :P
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