Friday, October 11, 2013

Friday Funny


1.  This is a picture of an octopus.  It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2.  Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James, age 6)

3.  If you are surrounded by sea, you are an island.  If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne, age 7)

4.  A dolphin breathes through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

5.  My dad goes out in his boat and comes back with crabs. (Emily, age 5)

6.  When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.  Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.  My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

7.  Some fish are dangerous.  Jellyfish can sting.  Electric eels can give you a shock.  They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

8.  When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

1 comment:

Betty Luckhurst said...

It does make you wonder where those wonderful thoughts come from! These make me laugh.