Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Wisdom from a Church Bulletin

This was included in my church's bulletin two years ago.  It's amazing what you find when cleaning out your study.

1.  Give God what's right - not what's left.
2.  Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope.
3.  A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4.  He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5.  In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be a period.
6.  Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7.  When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
8.  We don't change God's message - His message changes us.
9.  The church is prayer-conditioned.
10.  When God ordains, He sustains.
11.  WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
12.  Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
13.  Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
14.  Suffering from truth decay?  Brush up on your Bible.
15.  Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.
16.  Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.
17.  Nothing else ruins truth like stretching it.
18.  He who angers you controls you.
19.  Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
20.  Be ye fishers of men - you catch them and He'll clean them.

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