Time for a laugh...
MALE OR FEMALE
You might not know this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: They are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEBPAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female, because...over time....all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.