NURSERY RHYMES WON'T DIE OUT IF WE KEEP THEM UPDATED
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct
It's raining, it's pouring
Of course, it's global warming
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
So now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread
1 comment:
Mary had a little lamb
With some mint sauce.
:-)
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