Another one that was emailed to me. It's especially appropriate now that winter is here.
LOVE STORY
I will seek you and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
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